Kennyster

Saturday, December 13, 2003

Went to watch Internal Affairs 3 today.
Actually didnt want to watch because it was a 9.55pm movie and i was really tired. But Horse ( actually my friend kiatwee, who looks like a horse, talks like a horse, and runs like a horse... haha, like damn mean ah, but erhmm.. adorable horse? heehee )

Anyway, he just got his driving license and was dying to smash up his dad's car and thus offered me a lift. Knowing me the cheapo, i agreed readily.

Halfway through the journey, i began to realise why he offered me a lift.

He needed someone to be his rear and side mirrors...

'Kenny, help me see if its clear to move to the right lane."

"Check your side mirror lor."

"I forgot to adjust the mirrors just now."

Awesome. Damn reassuring to hear that in the middle of a freakin' highway.

And from whoever he learnt his driving from, learning to brake gradually obviously wasnt high up in the agenda. Because this guy brakes damn hard can.

Twice, when he hit the brakes, i attempted, quite spontaneously, a Superman impression from a sitting position.

"Sorry ah, just passed my driving test 2 wks ago."

"haha, its okay." i said, lying through my teeth.

But the most infuriating part was parking the car. We spent 15 solid minutes in the parking lot. NOT because there wasnt an empty slot, but because he cldnt reverse the car properly.
The car ended up moving back and forth.

Oh boy, how did he passed his test??

Anway, this incident was definitely a Kodak moment if ever there was one.

Centuries passed.

Got alittle pissed and got off the car to direct it in.

"haha, kenny ah, u shd have done that long ago, then dont have to waste time ."

During your test you got ask ur examiner to get off the car to guide u in meh, i wanted to say, but didn't.

Anyway, dont ask me how the movie was, i dozed off midway...... *bleah*

Kennyster @ 12:19 PM