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Sunday, June 05, 2005

The breast enlarging ringtone.


I was listening to Morning Madness on Perfect 10 when the DJs started mentioning about Japan having this craze about magic ringtones.

Ringtones that:


I know that the Japanese are crazy over cell phones, but this really reaches new heights man.

So simply by listening to these ringtones each time, you become more endowed?

Apparently so. According to one 19 year old customer, "I listened to the tune for a week (...) incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!"

I don't believe. But nonetheless, here's the ringtone.

Show Tell me if it works?

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Formerly from Dunman High, VJC and formerly a proud member of the 2SIR 11th mono Alpha Company Apache warriors.
Currenly a 3rd year student at the Singapore Management University.

I'm into books, pool, soccer & conversation (by day), justice, honour & vengeance (by night).

Constantly on the lookout for crimelords, deformed megalomaniacs and women.

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