Kennyster

Monday, May 30, 2005

Something to brighten up your day

Here's hopefully something to brighten up your day.

My friend narrated a real life story to me:

He knows of an insurance agent who isn't doing too well. In fact, she's doing terribly.

He speculates it could be her name...

Annie How

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Kennyster @ 2:20 AM

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Damn disappointing lah.

The comic premise of this animated movie held so much promise-- A group of pampered and overcivilized mammals finding themselves stranded in the tangled wilderness.

But sadly, Madasgascar is remarkably average and humor superficial. The story is seriously as thin as the flesh on a supermodel's backside.

It's basically a series of pop culture spoofs. The theme to Hawaii Five-O is followed by Born Free and Saturday Night Fever, and then references to both Castaway and, of all things, American Beauty.

Only the penguins are worth watching. They are an organized mayhem incarnate, a quartet that schemes and prance around with hilarious, deadpan gusto.

"We don't belong here,"they whisper. "It's just not natural."

Well, the next time I'm at the zoo, I will keep an eye on the penguins. They are probably up to something.

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Kennyster @ 3:55 AM

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Against all odds

This has to be one of the greatest football stories ever told.

A match of unrelenting drama, full of wonderful goals, fine artistry, a Liverpool comeback which ranks as one of the most remarkable in the history of football, the drama of extra-time and a magical, oh so magical, penalty shoot-out.

Jerzy Dudek and his wobbly-legged dance which confused the Milan penalty-takers?! -- Unbelievable.

And as much as I hate to admit it, Liverpool are the European Champions. Deservedly. Gloriously.

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Kennyster @ 6:05 AM

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping."

This should be quite exciting.

Wisma Atria is having a Great Midnight Meltdown Sale on the 26 May 2005 from 9pm to 1am.

Topshop and Fox will be having a storewide 20% discount, Charles and Keith up to 20% off, FCUK up to 70% off, Tannlines, Miss Sixty, Nike, PrettyFit and Warehouse will be having similar discounts too.

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Kennyster @ 1:05 AM

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Marriages

Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some places of China a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country son.

Kennyster @ 1:27 AM

Monday, May 23, 2005

Your SAT Score of 1400 Means:

You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern

You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush

You Scored Higher Than Al Gore

You Scored Higher Than David Duchovny

You Scored the Same as Natalie Portman

You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates

Your IQ is most likely in the 130-140 range

Equivalent ACT score: 31

Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:

Amherst College

Dartmouth College

Williams College

University of Pennsylvania

Columbia University

What Does Your SAT Score Mean?

You could have been the President of the United States of America too

Maybe this goes to show the (lack of) importance of SATs.

But George W.Bush would have been rejected by the Singapore Management University should he had applied here.

( He got 1206 by the way.)

Kennyster @ 6:13 PM

Thursday, May 19, 2005

When you piss upon A Star

"Maybe I should give more scholarships to non-Singaporeans who are bright, eager and hungry, and then help them get Singapore passports. The rest, I give to the A-Level girls at 19 years old."
-- A-Star Chairman Philip Yeo

Some poeple seek controversy, some attract it, some are oblivious to it, and the normal majority maintain a healthy distance from it.

I think Mr. Yeo falls into all of the first 3 categories.

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Kennyster @ 12:50 AM

Happy 20th Birthday Ms. Khoo Li Lin! Consider upgrading your surname next time? *grinz*

The best gift my life has ever got was YOU my dear. You have given me so many happy days and the very least which I could do for you is to give you a very wonderful birthday.

I love you baby.

XOXO

Kennyster @ 12:42 AM

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Her favorite sexual position...

Back to back.

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Kennyster @ 6:39 PM

Monday, May 09, 2005

Epiphany

After watching Ice Age and Shrek 2 in recent weeks, I finally realise what it is that made the Singapore Zoo such a boring place to visit.

Animals just aren't the same without a voiceover.

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Kennyster @ 1:33 AM

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Happy Mother's Day Mommy!

Keep up the good work!

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Kennyster @ 3:46 AM

Monday, May 02, 2005

Kennyster @ 10:35 PM