It's official. Im now a TV Junkie! haha. After years of JC and army and sudden realization that there's now no source of income, I've actually been procrastinating at home for the past 2 days doing nothing but accompany my PS2 and TV.
In fact, I think my life for the past 2 days would be what you would call "A REALLY Simple Life"... hahahaha... Okay okay. Not funny. *slapsmyself*
But speaking of reality shows, Im absolutely addicted to Donald Trump's The Apprentic. This show rocks man. It has so much more brain and realism to it than other reality crap they have on TV nowadays.
No real/fake millionaire to marry, no rats to eat, this show is the real deal.
And while watching yesterday's episode, it struck me that I would be studying business adminstration in university from next month onwards. Is 4 yrs in SMU going to turn me into one of those contestants on the Apprentice who bicker, barter, and backstab in the business world?
Haha. I don't know. Can't really see myself doing that in 5 yrs time.
Sigh. Is there anyway to skip the "apprentice" part and jump/cajole/bribe/flirt/sleep all the way to the Donald Trump level? Being so rich that u can get away with saying "You're fired" in people's face??
Maybe its just a fantasy. But everybody has dreams of how they are going to strike it rich don't they?? And here's some of my fantasies when i was young ( I repeat, when i was YOUNG and NAIVE then!).....
1)A ROCK-STAR!
haha. It did cross my mind for a moment, especially when they started showing MTV Cribs on TV. Musicians are grossly overpaid man. B2K has his own basketball court for Christ sake and Craig David has a plush couch in his toilet. (winner.) . And everyone has like ten cars and a super big limounsine so long that I really wonder how it's going to EVER do a U-turn.
And hey, I have a grade six piano practical cert. k *beams proudly*. haha but honestly speaking, this cert. is probably just as useless as a piece of paper..
It's not even absorbent enough to use as a placemat.
*sigh*. Oh well, moving on.....
2) Soccer Star!!
K. Considering we are living in a football-mad country, Im sure many boys grew up thinking they could make a living out of football, naively conceiving the fluke goal which they scored from 5 yards was actually a 50-yard unstoppable screamer from half-field....
But when you can weave magic with your feet, women would just die at your feet. They would think you are delicious even in tears. ( Think C.Ronaldo.)..
I watched the Europe Final at Chimes with one of my female friends and I swear she was staring at Ronaldo the way an alcoholic stare at an unopened bottle of Vanilla Absolut Vodka. haha. And she CLAIMED to be a Portugese fan, which was really strange considering that she had no idea who Luis Figo was... *sniggers*
3) Toto winner!!
Haha. Okay, not exactly a job but this has to be my favorite nonetheless.
The purest and most direct deliverance of them all!!!
Meet Mr. Kenny Loh Tiang Yew, the 2005 Chinese Lunar New Year S$10million toto jackpot winner!! *flashes megawatt smile*
That would be so sweet.
Fuck all the school projects and exams.... *middle fingers to my future deans and lecturers*
*Snaps back to reality*
hahaha.. I think im mad. There are actually more job fantasies but REALLY, its probably unhealthy to live in my utterly impossible fantasy of being filthily rich and having many incredibly hot women living only to please me in an endless array of permutations and combinations ( e only thing which i still remember from 'c' maths by the way.. haha) ....
(This is such a shameless entry. Im sorry. *slapsmyselfagain* )
Kennyster @
9:28 PM
The Unpretty
Kenny Loh
23
Formerly from Dunman High, VJC and formerly a proud member of the 2SIR 11th mono Alpha Company Apache warriors.
Currenly a 3rd year student at the Singapore Management University.
I'm into books, pool, soccer & conversation (by day), justice, honour & vengeance (by night).
Constantly on the lookout for crimelords, deformed megalomaniacs and women.
