Am I wrong to assume that?? haha. But its just that the female friends that i've met up with recently all have to go hunting for sandals and slippers. Every single one of them!
And you know what's the annoying bit?
Most of these sandals/slippers actually look the freaking same to the untrained eye( mine. And don't you dare blame it on the Lasik! ).
And the one important lesson which i've learnt today is that a pair of white Roxy slippers isn't the same as a pair of white Havaianas because "a piar of havaianas is a pair of havaianas".
Its different.
And my friend also asked me today if I enjoy shopping with girls and I'm like "Do you want to hear the truth or the right answer?" haha, because frankly speaking, there's actually quite a big difference.
Okay, the truth is, I think it will be exremely terrible for the guy if you make him carry all your shopping bags, with the horrid handles cutting our hands and make us squeeze through racks and racks of clothes, not knowing that the bright colors of pink and lime green which you all are lifting is actually causing us momentarily blindness and we may actually faint v.soon...
So ya, the best thing which you can do for your man... believe it or not... is to let him rest on the lush armchairs of the shops. (bliss of blisses!)
Better still, it's a plus point if these chairs happen to face the changing rooms ya.
And best-est still ( haha i know, my eng. is hor-li-ble ), its plus twenty points if these changing rooms HAPPEN to have flimsy curtains.
Hahaha. Ok, i have abso-fuckin-lute-ly no idea why I'm typing all this, but ya, what the heck.
Women are CRAZY during sales. They dash back and forth, curtains flapping, I (the guy) becomes invisible.
No attention whatsoever is paid to to the poor male dragged along to shop with the female species.
You DON'T even have to pretend to be engrossed with a magazine or what have you... haha.. You could just stare/ ogle/ salivate/ nose.bleed / fantasize and NOBODY will notice!
How cool is that?!!
haha.. ok... i know i know.. i lead a very pathetic and un-fulfilling life.. haha... But I'm quite sure most guys do that lah, I'm probably the only stupid one who admits it.
So who wants to go shopping with me??? *flashes lascivious grin*
I'm just kidding. Really.
Kennyster @
8:24 PM
The Unpretty
Kenny Loh
23
Formerly from Dunman High, VJC and formerly a proud member of the 2SIR 11th mono Alpha Company Apache warriors.
Currenly a 3rd year student at the Singapore Management University.
I'm into books, pool, soccer & conversation (by day), justice, honour & vengeance (by night).
Constantly on the lookout for crimelords, deformed megalomaniacs and women.