I was walking past my company's notice board when a big piece of paper caught my attention. It was the list of participants for tomorrow's Battalion's games day. ( Lion's Olympics they called it *lol* wat a silly name eh! hee hee)
Anyway, there was something on the piece of paper which left me dumbstruck. ( i must have looked very silly, standing there, leaning too far forward, and then too far back, my face twisted in puzzlement, trying to figure out the words that were on the piece of paper.)
4x400m Mens Relay 1) Kalai
2) Raymond
3) Hadi
4) KENNY LOH
I mentally pinched myself. Then i physically pinched myself.
I wasn't dreaming.
Alarm was all over me now -- Alarm AND mortification.
Fuck fuck fuck! 400m?!!!
Which braindead sicko idiot entered me into the relay?!!
What is it-- oh God would someone just tell me what's going on. Raymond, Kalai and Hadi are all MARVELOUS runners. I'm NOT. Simple as that. I went to my OC and told him, explained, over and over, that the whole point, the whole bloody point, of joining a competition, is to WIN. Having me in the team wouln't help the team AT ALL. And no -- no, My OC just told me that it was just a game and that he actually had faith in me. Oh God, i just stared at him in Advanced Disbelief.
My life is fast becoming a bad soap opera and my OC had cast me in this shitty role. Bastard!
Yaoyang, who was standing beside me, was giggling all the way as i cursed and sweared, fingers gesticulating in ALL directions.
I turned to him and he does his over-e-top mouse laugh again. I wanted to slap him.
Can someone please pass me those STEROIDS????
Kennyster @
8:36 PM
The Unpretty
Kenny Loh
23
Formerly from Dunman High, VJC and formerly a proud member of the 2SIR 11th mono Alpha Company Apache warriors.
Currenly a 3rd year student at the Singapore Management University.
I'm into books, pool, soccer & conversation (by day), justice, honour & vengeance (by night).
Constantly on the lookout for crimelords, deformed megalomaniacs and women.