Went clubbing with john and weixiong today. Great music ( mambo jambo and phuture ), great crowd... Actually john wanted to meet a gal there so we were summoned to be there for erhmm, moral support?? haha.. But clearly this guy doesnt need any from us. John has charm, i have to admit it. Goddamnit!! This guy is more disarming than a team of UN weapons inspectors. ha!
We were dancing, dancing, dancing, and before even 3 songs ended, John and the gal were already kissing one another and RIGHT after dat, he kisses another gal, her friend i wld suppose. Oh man..you got to be kidding me.. haha, for a moment there, i didnt recognise him. He was not John, my buddy or the armskote spec. No, that cant be him. Tonight, he is someone else.. Tonight he is John Guk -- Super Stud of Seduction!
Haha, was tempted to ask him how he does it, getting gals to throw themselves at him but i can imagine he wld prob say something like one thing led to another and blah blah..
Question is, How EXACTLY does one thing lead to another, because that must be the bit that I'm getting all wrong. I understand the "we were drinking and we started dancing" part... ( i can do dat! ) .. but how did they get from the first stage to the last?? haha... is there a secret spell or something which i shd say?? ... Or perhaps my Funky Chicken Dance, all poking neck and flapping arms isnt that great a turn-on as i thought it wld be.... hee hee..
But on a more serious note though, i just dont like approaching girls in clubs. Its just so...so not me .. haha.. You can tell me all the crap like "Strike while the iron is hot", " She can only say no", or "God loves a trier"... and all i can think of is the molested look a gal wld give me if i say hi to her.. haha..
To be honest, i wld prefer to meet someone at a coffee place, bookshop, library ( however unlikely that it will ever happen! ) but all the same, at least if we hit it off, im certain that at least we wld actually remember each other's names and we wld be sober to know that our conversation did actually occur....
Anyway, crap aside, it was pretty fun althought the John-kissing-everybody act was getting way to nauseous for WX or me to take it such dat we had to head somewhere else to minger.. haha..
Only downside of today's clubbing was that we saw a group of transvestites... Dressed in what can only be described as an economical effort at a dress and having mammary glands encased in bra cups big enough to house Pavarotti and his twin brother... oh God , EWWWWW!! )
And oh, how could i forget, haha, MERRY CHRISTMAS to everybody!! Party hard and have a smashing new year!!
Kennyster @
2:13 PM
The Unpretty
Kenny Loh
23
Formerly from Dunman High, VJC and formerly a proud member of the 2SIR 11th mono Alpha Company Apache warriors.
Currenly a 3rd year student at the Singapore Management University.
I'm into books, pool, soccer & conversation (by day), justice, honour & vengeance (by night).
Constantly on the lookout for crimelords, deformed megalomaniacs and women.
