Okay, these are the people that orbit my universe currently, or at least stay with me in the bunk.
1) John Guk Probably my best friend in camp, especially since he's one the few who have come to accept my erratic behaviour more or less without question and thinks that every utterence which i make is jaw-breaking funny. ( ie: we are both pathetic losers. haha)
Dancing is what he does best. No, wait, 'dancing' is too tame a word. It was more like floor carving. This guy could give dancing lessons to Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake. It was prob. as dirty as you cld get without latex.
I suck in comparison. I can only do 2 types of dances -- One of them is Funky Chicken (self-explainatory) and the other isn't. Okay okay, if u insist on knowing, the other is the Arm Caterpillar. You know that one? you just flick your left arm like a caterpillar and move tru to the right arm in one fluid motion and vice versa.
So not surprising John gets all the gals ya.. haha ( goddamit!)
Surprisingly though hes extremely insecure abt his appearances.
Kenny, am i thin?
"Kenny, am i thin or am i very thin?"
"Kenny, do u think im tanned?"
"Kenny, whos tanner? Kevin or me?"
Argh, damn irritating can! i can imagine the next time he asks this qn.
"Kenny, am i --"
*ke bish! * *kenny does an Ong Bak move*
2) Kalai The only non-chinese in the bunk. Counts Marlboro and Tiger as his best buddies. Despite being a heavy smoker and has a substantial beer belly, he has A-M-A-Z-I-N-G lungs. Seriously! This guy runs effortlessly. During endurance runs, he would glide pass me in an instant, flashing me a thumbs-up sign while im just about to get into a serious bout of hyper ventilation. Arrgh, isnt smoking supposed to have averse effect on his lungs??!!
Eats loads of rubbish. Seriously, peanut butter spooned directly from the jar is NOT a meal, in the true sense of the word. Although generally a real comical guy, NEVER mess with him on a bad day. He can administer the kind of tongue-lashing most people will never forget. Be warned!
3) Vincent Lim Formerly from ACJC, this so-not-Ang-Mo-pai chap spends the bulk of his salary on clubbing and soccer betting. Acutally, prob most of it on betting since he bets abt $200 weekly and he never ever wins. Its not even a case of 'seldom win'. its really more of a 'Never Ever win' scenerio. It remains a mystery how he lays claims to having even out the lossess....
Belongs to the beer-drinking clan that has weekly beer sessions in camp. ( even though he cant really hold his drink ) haha.
There was once when he got really drunk and he spent the rest of the night sick beyond belief, culminating with a graceful dive towards the floor beside the bed. ( which i personally feel would have make one helluva commercial NOT to drink ) .
And guess who had to help him to the toilet and clear up the mess?
Yup, yours truly. *bleah*
4) Kevin Foo Has the reputation of being a major bon vivant in our bunk. Zips around in his dad's BMW 520i on weekends This guy is a freakin' speed demon. Quite apparently the world never existed when he was driving and frankly speaking, im not sure if i can even trust him with a shopping cart. haha. A major party animal, part of our alpha mambo posse, he clubs at least twice a week.
Despite his pretty active social life, hes a real responsible guy, which kinda explains why he universally adored in the company. He has the organisational abilities of a deity and knew everything, work-wise.
Kennyster @
9:17 AM
The Unpretty
Kenny Loh
23
Formerly from Dunman High, VJC and formerly a proud member of the 2SIR 11th mono Alpha Company Apache warriors.
Currenly a 3rd year student at the Singapore Management University.
I'm into books, pool, soccer & conversation (by day), justice, honour & vengeance (by night).
Constantly on the lookout for crimelords, deformed megalomaniacs and women.
