Yet again, Singaporeans have been cast as "least amorous" in the Durex Global Sex Survey. Apparently, Singaporeans have sex just 96 times a year -- the only country to dip below the 100 mark. Hungarians topped the list at 152 times a yr while brazilians were deemed the world's sexiest nation.
Im so sorry. Im one of those who helped pull down Singapore's statistic with my grand total of ZERO-a-yr ( actually its more like ZERO-in-20yrs ). haha.. WTF. . And where's annabel chong when we need her most? ha... with her ard we will beat hungary hands down man!
Anway, another interesting news article today: In a survey of 3 schs ( one gals sch and 2 boys schs ), pornographic websites were the ones most frequently visited at the gals sch while the guys surfed mainly games and football (yawn) sites.
Singapore is really becoming a strange place to live in eh.
Have u noticed it?
The equilibrium is slowly shifting. The girls are getting empowered. The guys -- repressed, oppressed, watever.
Girls talk about sex openly while guys blush crimson red at such frankness. Girls wear outlandish clothes ( ie hippy jeans, tube tops the size of handkerchiefs, prada bags,.... ) Guys? Jeans and the unwashed and crumpled shirt from the night before, with food stains from last week's lunch. Girls have their weekly pilates-cum-kickboxing lessons weekly. guys? Busy building a substantial beer belly while watching soccer weekly.
I blame this change on 'Sex and the City'. Okay, i have to confess that i have only watched 2 episodes ( actually 1 1/2 since i fell asleep tru the second.. ), but from the episodes which i have watched, i think its fair to say the guy characters in the shows are either gay, female worshippers, sex-crazed animals, dumb, relationship-phobic, dumb, insensitive pricks, and have i mentioned dumb?
Im not saying is a stupid show, but pls do not stereotype us as LOSERS . To quote Neltje Fu( a frend of mine, in case u all do not noe her and think shes some 90yr old Yaddish philosopher.. ) " For every bastard out there, theres probably a bitch somewhere as well." Pretty logical philosophy, considering she told me dat at 4.45am in the morning when i was all groggy .. haha.
Okay, so my point is, guys are not half as bad as u gals think and u gals are not as angelic and we-can-do-no-wrong as u think. When underaged couples are engaging in consensual sex, its the boy whos usually hauled up. Gal lures men via online chatrooms, lie about her age, offer sex in exchange for money. Guy happy. Girl runs crying to her parents and police. Guy jailed and shamed.
The inner workings of a lady's mind is a total enigma to me. I'd often tried to get there, in an attempt to better understand them, but cld never bring all the strands together into a consistent book of law, because as far as i cld work out, during a debate or quarrel, women make up stuff as they go along!
And shd they lose out quarreling, they go nuclear -- they start crying.
Tears were the secret weapon from which man had no defence against. One day, i decided, im going to get into an argument with a girl and burst into tears before she does, just so she can see how it feels.
I think guys haven been too vocal about all these. We have always been giving in to gals. Girls take it as a sure sign of our inept-ness.
Have u noticed it?
You must have.
Girls today are literally stripping us guys of our pants to wear, leaving us in our boxer shorts and a dog chain around our necks..... ...
we have been enslaved.
Kennyster @
6:02 PM
The Unpretty
Kenny Loh
23
Formerly from Dunman High, VJC and formerly a proud member of the 2SIR 11th mono Alpha Company Apache warriors.
Currenly a 3rd year student at the Singapore Management University.
I'm into books, pool, soccer & conversation (by day), justice, honour & vengeance (by night).
Constantly on the lookout for crimelords, deformed megalomaniacs and women.
